Characterizations

My name's John Wesley.
Imma boy scout.
I wheeled General Sash onstage, for Aunt Sally's graduation.
I did what I was told to do.
I deserve a bottle o'coke.

My name is Sally Poker Sash.
I am a decent teacher.
I spent the last 20 summers learning teaching methods I'll never use.
I prayed every night for my grandfather to live till I graduate.
See him! You upstarts, see him! See how he stands!

I'm General Sash.
I'm a hunndreddddd anddd fooouuurrr!
I was at the preemy with all the beautiful guls.
I was sittin on stage but my mind was at the hole in my head.
And the black procession was comin, the were comin fast!